Finding the best burger in the world, and the NHS…

For Paul

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Join me, if you will, in a thought experiment. Imagine you love burgers. I mean, you really love them. You love them with the zealous passion of the religious convert and it is your greatest ambition in life to share their joy with the world around you. To this end, you devise an idea. You will find the world’s greatest burger. Now, you’re no fool. You’ve been to university. You remember well the best kebab you ever had. It was three in the morning, you were so drunk you couldn’t feel your face and you stumbled into a tiny chippie down a hidden side street that you never found ever again. You went to great lengths to try. You recreated the exact circumstances that led to its discovery. You went out with the same people, drank the same drinks, begged the DJ to play the Piña Colada Continue reading “Finding the best burger in the world, and the NHS…”

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